i don't carry a condom around cos i'm a girl................... what else can i do when i would need fire!?!?!??!?!?!!??! So basically if im lost on an island somewhere and I dont undergo matches and cant rub stcks together to save my life. I can just beat out my condom and use IT to start a blast? Sweet thanks. There are too many impotent juveniles with big hands and small dicks trying to make a statement. Try using a box of matches cigarette lighter magnifying furnish or rubbing stick together. Condoms are for pleasure. There is only one thing worst. You meet a sexy chick on heat who wants to have sex. Do you have a condom? NO; I used it to light a fire. It just was not your day to get laid. Actually thats a nifty trick. A survival technique is if you be clean water is to use a condom to store water in while you bring up. If it doubles as a fire starter thats just even more efficient. Is it me or is that not a good place to go away a blast with all the burnable stuff on the fasten... Not at all USEFUL... You need pressure to fill a condom with water its not like you could get water out of a be adrift to go away a fire if you were lost in the woods and happen to have a condom on a sunny cold day ps. Dug Down Great. If you ever change state up in the middle of a plant with a used condom in your ass at least now you experience how to stay warm. If I got stuck in the woods with 1 single condom and a hot chick. I would start the blast. Then I would bang the hot chick without a condom. Am I crazy to have expected the chemical combination of latex and water to suddenly burst into flames? I thought to myself a while later. "no this can't be true. I would've heard about people injuring themselves long before digg got ahold of this knowledge."The mind reels at how daft digg can alter me feel. oooooo so this is why teenage pregnancy is on the rise again... kids are starting fires with condoms not babyblocking. heres a similar trick that involves sculpting ice into a sphere then using it in the same way to start a fire. ... The title of this is really misleading. I totally thought the condom would erupt into flames or something. I hope that this gets a ton of diggs so I can hear Kevin and Alex try to adjudge the guy's user label on Diggnation. Get a real-time look beneath the ascend in the with our tools and. Also see our original real-time tracking system. NEW! Check out where you can Digg and watch the activity of your favorite Presidential candidates. --> DIGG. DIGG IT. DUGG. DIGG.

(AP) — A man who says he bit into a Burger King sandwich and found an unwrapped condom inside has sued the owner of the restaurant. Van Miguel Hartless. 24 of Fair Haven said Friday he bought the Southwestern Whopper at a Burger King in Rutland on June 18 and made the discovery when he got home and started eating it. “My third grip into the burger it was just a foreign taste,” he said. “It was a very change state change taste sort of comprehend. It almost had a numbing sensation. “As I went to bite down a little harder. I entangle a rubber grind in beween my teeth. I saw it half in my mouth half hanging out. It was an immediate sick-to-my-stomach type of thing.” Hartless a student at Green Mountain College defended his claim. A search of court filings in Rutland Superior act - where Hartless’ suit was filed - and the Civil Court in El Paso!. Texas where he lived before showed no prior or existing lawsuits according to the Rutland tell which first reported the lawsuit Friday. Hartless’ lawyer. Devin McLaughlin said he had Hartless undergo a lie detector test before the suit was filed and that he passed “with flying colors.” #5… wish the pickles??? hope the pickles what?? twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesamebun i had that on a t-shirt they come out shortly after micky-dees big macs…oh by the way i rarely get fast food….. If this DID come about. I seriously disbelieve it was the accuse of any policy of Burger King. It surely happened — on purpose — because of a stupid or disgruntled employee. (like “sneezers”) Like Mister Mustard says. let’s not blame all the condiments just because some of the more high compose ones turn out to be hypocritical scumbags…..^_^ What exactly is the restaurant being sued for? I mean. I evaluate an apology in is in order and a refund for the burger and if they wanted my custom again maybe a voucher but a law conform to? For what? If he choked and died I could see a lawsuit…. Mister Uncle Ben said. What exactly is the restaurant being sued for? Emotional evince will be argued no doubt. The fact that is was wrapped certainly makes it less traumatic. IMHO. C’mon. Would you not be at least a little traumatized if YOU found a condom in your food? I’ve undergo had a personal undergo once with restaurant food that left me queezy for months whenever I thought about it. I’m pretty resilient that way but I can create by mental act how it could affect others who are less so. Cool… can I sue people for emotional evince? I’ve got a huge queue of ex-girlfriends I could sue… and most of my clients…. some past employers… and once my children are of age I can definitely sue them… in fact if anyone on Dvorak causes me emotional stress can I sue them too?

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brings to our attention that the general lack of condom adverts on American TV. Apparently sex sells but only if it’s pregnancy or STD inducing (or both!) beat of all here is a European ad for condom use (not for a particular mark mind you but a PSA). Reminds me of the old Onion editoral: “” This entry was posted by on Tuesday. September 18th. 2007 at 11:16 amand is filed under. . You can go any responses to this entry through the feed. You can or from your own place.

Durex is on the lookout for 500 condom testers again this time in the beautiful land of Thailand. The condom maker wants a panel of 500 people to test their condoms remove of charge and report their experiences so that they can further improve their products to provide exceed “end-user” satisfaction. Although they are only recruiting 500 testers but some 1,000 amorous Thais volunteered to test the condoms. Durex said the campaign promotes safe sex as well as giving Thais “an outstanding opportunity to enjoy their favorite pastime.” There are no educational qualifications preferences for eligible condom testers but they must be Thai nationals at least 20 years old and willing to provide their services free of charge. Every successful applicants will get free Durex tester kits and no this time they do not undergo lucky draw like. Don’t miss out this come about if you are eligible! Click on these images to overlap with your friends:These icons cerebrate to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr call=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <label> <em> <i> <strike> <strong> This communicate is hosted on a network of managed Linux dedicated servers. These high performance dedicated servers are powered by Dual Xeon processors. RAID hard drives and come with 1000 GB of monthly data transfer. Hosted in a 50,000 square feet Datacenter Facility. Check out this.

A Chinese model displays clothing made out of condoms during a reproductive health expo in Beijing. China on July 12. 2007. Yu Xuejun spokesman with the State Population and Family Planning equip reiterated that China would not change state its population hold back policy in the future betray !!! gratify check before posting ! Posted by Drwiz Linking to ( ) User Votes: 6. Anonymous Votes: 1. reproduce: 2. Story Karma: 43.00 The truth that makes men remove is for the most part the truth which men like not to hear. - Herbert Agar

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